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Hello, I'm the Wonderfully Weird Wind Lane




          It's all about me time. Well, here is where you can find out who in the world put this piece of crap page up on the net. Oh yeah, and you actually get to see what I look like.


Wind Lane: Writing web pages at gun point for the betterment of all mankind.

Here's me. Now some of you may ask why I work at my computer this way. Well, it's simple. It gets results. I tell ya, I haven't missed a deadline in over four years thanks to this little trick I picked up from some Columbian drug dealers that I owed a little money to. Good thing I had the money. Anyway, you came here to learn about me. Why don't I start off with some basic stats?

I come from a large family. That didn't really make me weird, my parents saw to that all by themselves. I tend to like to do stuff that challenges me or do stuff that lets me be lazy. Either works. It's doing stuff that isn't being lazy and isn't challenging that bugs me. My main interest is my music. Which I try to do often, but often don't succeed at. That lazy thing gets in the way. I need to find time for both. I also write, some poetry, some story, mostly just little snippets of things that might pan out but never seem to. I'm into sports. I play hockey a little. I'd play more if I had more cash. Oh yeah, that reminds me. I'm poor. Very. Contributions are welcome. Hmm, I guess some of my favorite things would be the next item of business.

Well, that should bring you fairly well up to speed with who I am. If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail them to me here.







Please note that all content on this page is under the copyright of Tony Jensen, or used with permission, and may not be removed, reproduced, or linked to without permission of the copyright holder. If you would like permission to do one of the following please send an e-mail to Wind Lane and I'll probably give it to you.